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Showing posts with label IIFT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IIFT. Show all posts

Sunday, March 13, 2011

IIFT: The last Alma Mater...


My last college...

Oh! I will miss you!!!

The golden brown furnished chairs,
The class bunking dares,
The Roll call that I seldom gave a miss,
My corner in the room where feet took me in a brisk.
                                   
The Four letter acronym that is IIFT,
Is much more than the salary that is hefty,
Is a place where spirits toil hard,
Is a college which houses both the baron and the bard.

The envelope of a haunted forest and a sacred monastery,
Makes the rain and the winter that much more blistery and misty,
The small area which we called home for the last two years,
Rested our emotions, allayed our fears.

It all started on the 1st of July 2009,the year of yonder,
The room in the old hostel, our abode of dreams and wonder,
Can`t help but remember the unforgiving heat that greeted us all,
The first few weeks brought all the misfortunes, the PD`s rubbed in the gall.

I cant place the fast moving college 'Gas‘ or lectures,
The blur of the subjects now a hazy memory, their relevance mere conjectures,
In formals we trotted in groups, serious and ambitious, ego`s all rosy,
DCP was the latest talk of the town, thanks to the participants, my life was more cozy.

In between the chaos, the three D`s helped the battered saints,
Feet sore from the tango, voice hoarse from the guzzlings,classroom snores were the natural vents,
The hangover of the fun was doused by the early morning yoga in the atrium,
The work never stopped though, in moan and in merry the sleep was at a premium.

I recollect the hurried breakfast, I remember the case studies that never crack,
The last minute entry in the class, that earnest call for break,
Seldom had we got the learnings slide down the throat,
For the tea and the patties took precedence, the knowledge never made us bloat.

I had an on-off relationship with the mess food,
The dhabas were the oases, the paranthas oily, spicy and good,
Tanku`s was the place to go specially in winters,
CCD was good, too expensive though, paying hands developed cankers.

The rat race of summer internship that started in the early October,
Left us short of breathing space, but failed to get us sober,
I loved the sports here; I adored the competitive vibe,
Bring on the UWL again; bring back the cheers and the jibe.

Delhi was welcoming me in its arms slowly,
Friends were making the place more beautiful, getaways were more jolly,
Parties on the hostel floors were events that spelled gay abandon,
Giving birthday bumps to all and sundry was a tradition.

The hostel life swept me away from my comfort zone,
The clothes on my chair were more or less a spiraling cone,
Managing the affairs was initially difficult,
Study table was littered, the unclean bed was a common cult.

Finding order in randomness was something I learned here,
Priceless moments to savour and countless seconds to spare were born here,

Symposiums was a new word I learned here,
A euphemism for all day boring sessions,Oh Dear!,
Quo Vadis was again a word alien to me before,
But the fun flowed in contrast, the frolics galore.

Second year brought the much awaited freedom,
New hostel became our den, our new fiefdom,
The TV room was the place I spent most of my leisure time,
For the TT and the Foosball were addictive, missing them I considered crime.

This is the place where I understood the meaning of rooting in unity,
World cup didn’t last long, a real pity,
I will remember the exciting times we had as a batch,
Earthquake or fire, bring `em on, they will never match.

I thank my industrious project partners for the toil which I gave a miss,
I extend my gratitude to the CR`s whose Gentle Reminders were a bliss,
God send were those who listened to my drunken tirades,
My friends! Who understood my griefs,ecstasy and my charades.

I celebrated a lot in the last two years of my lifetime here,
Chain mails,PPO`s,PPI`s,Competitions kept the mood aloft, upped the beer,
Movies,Rajinder or it was Karim`s,we grew into party hungry monsters, intestines close to tear,
Top of the world was the place where the final salvo of songs was played, joy unbound, no fear.

Placements season soon showed its ugly head,
I struggled and juggled, finally got a worthy shed,
Fingers became all sore from the placement portal applications,
Voices became all hoarse from the ever vociferous batch meets or confrontations.

This was an experience worth every ounce in gold,
We came here with few sands of time, now going back with a solid mould.

I shrugged off the Go-IIFT-Go cry as a mere childish act then,
But as I recall everything that has transpired, it is more apt an act of grown up men,
Now specially when it is a moment to Go from IIFT,for good!
I ask for forgiveness from those I hurt, my shortcomings I brood!

All the people I met, all those whom I can`t know,
Know this, my heart goes out to each of you, my head does a double bow,
From Rajni fans to the downloading quizmasters,
Our batch had them all, be it baby-cribbers or exam-jesters.

The batch of 9-11, am proud to say I was a part of,
A special bunch, eclectically genuine, well sort of!
I will miss your presence, your sight, your din,
Last two years, the bond became more than friendship, I consider you as my kin.

Seniors,Juniors,teachers,staff,thank you all, we had a gala time together,
Now it’s time for us to fly, lend us the joy feather,
For it was IIFT that held me in its cocoon,
This is the last I will see of the great spire of the admin block, empty will be the nigh noon!

Ps:
66, 94,202,102,307 were some of the numbers that defined me for the last 2 years,
I will do very well to remember the people that defined these numbers sans any tears.


Monday, November 15, 2010

The MBA Story ...





The MBA poem...


Negotiating the contract of my MBA life,
Marketing the discontent in me now so very rife,
Accounting for the losses,pales me like a knife,
Still going strong though,strategising life for a future beautiful wife.

Celebrating the birthdays on the lawns,is very much ingrained in our organisational behaviour,
Sleeping in the classes which redefine boredom limits,was our new principles of management and our only saviour,
Rising apathy to grades or classes,became our new consumer behaviour,
Our demented psychology was dented further,no issues! more the merrier.

Issues that we had in the access of markets known as placements,
Even WTO couldn`t restrict subsidies to us that we expect from our lacks of investments,
We are global,economics national or international,won`t deter us from our dating committments,
Statistics helped in getting a correlation between love and future,to draft futher life agreements.

Racking our brains on how to trade the agri commodities,
We stumbled upon how to evaluate a project,its main nitty-gritties,
The information technology & the ERP pounded some more atrocities,
Atleast we studied Business Research Methods well,which I hope `ll save us from impeding calamities.

The Framework of the sectors got slowly diluted by the UWL scoring structure,
Attending Working Capital Management was unfortunately never a stricture,
International trade operations course to our dismay,came out to be a croppper,
IETP atleast taught us the economics which has substance and matter.

Some lucky souls went with student exchange,waded through snow and fun,
Albeit going to Singapore for port visit has no equal,nodded everyone without any pun.

Retail banking taught me difference between a cheque and bill of exchange,
Business ethics taught me nothing,can`t figure out the change,
Rural marketing targets marketing inclusion,covering its full range,
The numerous formats in retail marketing left my mind to derange.

We merrily set asail the ITL learning ship,
Oh no! another POM!stars in the class!!let me take a kip,
Business strategy talked the universe,except strategy,over which we took a skip,
Comprehensive Viva came and gone in a jiffy,get up!,I said!! bud in the nip!!

Came third trimester and we started learning on exotic parlance,
Spanish remained a mystery,we all looked at each other in stealy askance,
Mandarin!! thank god I never took upon,the noodle language must be a nuisance,
French is a language elite,so many test!phew!! salute to those who took this stance.

Business law crosshaired us to become business barristers,
In ARM we entertained with movies and games,were reduced to being mutual jestors,
Operations Research theorems mercilessly took away the crow of the roosters,
Dissertation we`ll give in last trimester,more of a burden really,a hole in the joy-holster.

Supply chain we applied for the booze,exam answers and other sins,
Trade finance catered to our "trade of finance" and profit wins,
CCM tried to take us unwillingly to other cultures`s underpinns,
GEEP creeped upon our senses,seeped in our psyches,dazed we looked! like ugly mannequinns.

Made a small talk of the busines communication course,never learned how to animadvert,
The hullabaloo of the Mergers and Acuisitions often had pupil`s ambitions subvert,
The Transparencies were not very transparent afterall in GSBD,fundae remained covert,
Personal touch in ITAM did very little to pursuade the non-class goers to convert.

I never took the risk associated with taking DRM as a subject,
Although CTPRM and ITCPM sound alike,they never made sense to me,hence the reject,
SAPM I don`t know much about,in ignorance I genuflect,
APM left me high and dry,ads my marketing ignorance I suspect.


Now here we are,at the threshold of the two year MBA journey that promised us the stars,
Live projects,CV points,competitions all fine,just give me my friends,everything else is a farce,
I think they are my resume,they are my dream profile,they are the Iphones,they are the fancy cars,
Looking back at the two years,I definitely can say that IIFTians are a different breed,and we definitely are from mars!!